TMK is one of the best movies ever made in Bollywood. Never before in the history of Bollywood has a film come up with such an interesting plot and planned and executed to such perfection. Right from the publicity stunts, to the music launch and the movie release date...everything just hits the bulls eye!! And the result .... just what the real Director planned!
The plot for the movie dates back a few years .... a time when Akshay Kumar started delivering hits after hits by screaming his
dialogues, flashing his teeth and laughing his way to the bank with every film he made. Now the Khans of the industry started getting worried. Well so to say only one Khan in particular! You ask what about the other 2? well .....one doesnt worry abt competition and the other one just beats the hell out of them in his Dabang style! That left the Badshah..to deal with this new enemy at his gates.
For a quick discourse on the art of war....read on -
Scene 1 - Farah announces New film TMK, but chooses Akshay over Shahrukh ( How to set the stage for a fight )
Scene 2 - Shahrukh upset with Farah, media gives publicity to the fight ( How to capture attention of the media )
Scene 3 - Farah gets Twinkle to sponsor her project ( similar to the way TMK fools the villagers to sponsor his robbery ) ( How to finance your projects )
Scene (3a ) - hidden act - Farah insures the film against loss of profit !! (How to cover your arse)
Scene 4 - Music launch and the hype - Sheela ki jawani becomes a huge hit! ( How to manage your brand )
Scene 5 - movie launched on Xmas eve...( how to ensure that everyone watches it. ( part of it includes scene 4) )
Scene 6 - Movie - super flop - Akshay, Katrina being criticized for their pathetic acting, Farah for her pathetic direction...( if any ) ( How to achieve the result u always wanted )
Behind the scenes - Shahrukh ( the real director ) n Farah are having a party!!!... The challenger to the No.1 position of Bollywood has been turned into a joker!! King khan's position is intact! Farah has her cast ready for next film (read Shahrukh )
Our khiladi lies at the bottom of the hill looking towards the Bad'shah' and shaking his fists in anger... yelling his dialogues again n again " Mai tujhe dekh lunga, tune mera ye haal kiya hai..mai tujhe dekh lunga!"
Shahrukh n Farah just look at him n say...."lootati hui ta****f ki izzat and Dubate hue Tees Mar Khan ko koi nahi bacha sakta!!! "
End of movie....
Well if the above was not the actual plot and Farah actually tried making TMK as it was....then the movie should have been aptly renamed ' Sheela ki Jawani ' n should have ended as soon as the song ends!!
so my friends..save your money and wait for M. night shyamlan's movie rather than watching 'Manoj Day Ramlan'!!!
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